because purpleowl sounds dumb

elodieunderglass:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

my toxic xennial trait is that i believe something should either be software (in which case after i download it i shouldn’t need to be connected to use it) or a web page (which shouldn’t require me to download anything to use it, however badly, in a browser). fuck your mandatory single function constant connection apps

You’re so right. Say more

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

i’m at a concert thingy and the bands don’t start for another 2 hours, but they have the stage set up and are letting people come up and do karaoke. this family just went up w their kids to belt out cartoon songs and when they held the mic up for the baby to try, it babbled cutely for a sec and then grabbed on and unleashed one of those horrible piercing baby SCREAMS at the top of their little baby lungs and i’m pretty sure wiped out the first 3 rows of people lmao

one of the bands sampled the baby shriek and added it to their songs

it’s extremely not good to listen to

were–ralph:

xylophonetangerine:

vergak:

i think about this so much

straycatj:

cadoized:

straycatj:

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where does kofu get his eyebrows done??

Oh, that’s the reason why this Kofu looks like ojisan……

strongermonster:

god i love little kids, they’re like aliens, they’re so bizarre.

i hung out with some pre-k kids today and told them my birthday was yesterday and it was absolutely Not Computing to them that i didn’t get presents so they were bringing me random shit (pinecone, tiny rock, crust from sandwich, some smushed blades of grass, etc etc) and one kid brought me a handful of sand and as he was holding it out to show me how shiny it was, noticed there was an ant in it, and his instinct for some fucking reason was to lean down and suck in a mouthful of the sand/ant???????? and sent himself into a coughing fit. literally what and why the fuck would anyone do that

trekheritageposts:

cursedtrekedits:

spocksjuul:

star trek tos au where all the uniform boots look like this

star trek heritage post (February 5th, 2021)

(Source: sparklfairycouture.com)

kissycat:

kissycat:

Universities love to make their websites a fucking maze

Universities websites love to tell you to email a guy who died 5 years ago

scoobydoomistakes:

That’s it. 

I have nothing more to say.

There’s nothing to add to improve upon the fact that this is real.

bluenightcomedies:

beepbopitsgt:

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

for the people doomblogging in the notes:

this isn’t a “drop in the ocean fine” situation, 200 bil is already over half of his fortune lost… and he’s not even done losing money yet! he’s got a ton of lawsuits left to go through, owes Google money for trying to rent-dodge, destroyed Twitter’s remaining brand value by rebranding to X, is playing lawsuit chicken with Microsoft as a direct result, and will have to pay off Twitter’s debt… and shows no signs of even pausing to consider the stupidity of his decisions, especially as he’s already plotting out loud to make a paypal alternative that breaks multiple international laws.

whatever he has left is nowhere near enough to cover the debt he’s currently in and unless he somehow gets it forgiven or magically earns more than he’s losing, there’s a countdown over his head running down until the IRS personally comes after him.

unless his last remaining braincell wakes up and he hits the brakes, we might actually see someone speedrun going from richest man in the world straight to poverty, and you better believe i wanna see that :D

GO FOR THE FINISH LINE, MUSKY BOY!
~Blue